i’m so sorry kids the easter bunny didn’t hide any eggs today because he smoked weed and now he’s dead. let that be a lesson to you

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Me: you scare me

Her: why?

Me: because I think I could fall in love with you

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My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?

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La Dispute /// Edward Benz, 27 Times.Photo by: Ryan (FOLLOW!)Edit by Me.Please dont remove credits or steal.
  • Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup
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